For those of you who don't know where I've been for the past year or so, and for some strange reason you actually want to know, I must have fallen asleep. That's the last blasted time I drink Maxwell House.

For those of you looking for a more plausible answer, I don't know. I'm not sure why I haven't been online for so long, and I can't promise it won't happen again. But don't worry, it's not DA. Pretty much all online activity had been ceased.

In either case, I think I'm going to ease into this and not spread my time so thin over so many different things. So for now, I'll be starting off with a series of different abstract designs, ranging from Black&White to Color designs. Also, I will be trying to make a few designs that would be suitable for desktop backgrounds. I don't think I'm going to be doing anything mind-blowing, as I have neither the time, nor the energy, for spending several hours in front of the PC trying to figure out what you people want.

So, rather than be subtle and hint around, I'll just say it... Put me on your watch list and see what I come up with. I might make something you would like. Until I do, feel free to talk to me and many other designers who are much, much better than me. We reside in a sub-dimension only accessible through a portal located on the outskirts of the universe where the laws of physics either bend or break down. You must collect the five stones of Ra and the staff of Osiris, and on the third hour of the third day after the harvest moon, you must place all five stones in a straight row, 6.34 inches apart, and with the eye of the staff facing west, stab the base of the staff into the ground exactly two feet deep, no more, no less. A doorway to the other world will appear. Before entering, however, you must collect two feathers of a pigeon, the facial scale of a dragon, and a copy of either Photoshop, Blender, 3DSmax, or Maya. Fail to do so, and the vortex will tear you to shreds in a flash of white light.

However, because you're special, I'll give you a shortcut. Click the magical link below, and you will be whisked away to the digital worlds.

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See you there.